Theoretical Rejects: Yee-Heaux Burlesque

Saddle up and prepare to experience the Wild West like never before at the "Yee-heaux" Burlesque Show, brought to you by Theoretical Rejects! 🤠 🌟 

Doors swing open at 8PM – don't be tardy, or you might miss the wild ride of a lifetime! 🚪 

🎟️ Click here for tickets!

• VIP: $30 (Includes signed Polaroids of the cast, extra goodies)
• Pre-Order: $20 (Secure your spot in advance and save!)
• At the Door: $25 (Last-minute decision-makers, we've got you covered) 
• 💰 Tips are highly appreciated to support our talented performers. 

• Let's make it rain for these sensational artists! 💰 
• 🌟 Meet Our Daring Cast of Characters 🌟: 
• 🌹 Valerie Voss 
• 🌵 Nellie Void 
• 🎶 Melody Martini 
• 🔮 Elle Eclectica 
• 🤠 Pantalones Productions 
• 🎩 Hosted by Lottie Flick 

🌟 Grab your hats, dust off those boots, and get ready for an evening of tantalizing entertainment, jaw-dropping performances, and a whole lot of yee-haw! 🌟 This ain't your ordinary rodeo, folks. It's the "Yee-heaux" Burlesque Show, where the Wild West meets the wildest show in town. Get your tickets now and be part of the rootin', tootin', and teasing event of the year! 🤠🌟